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Little Johnny jokes
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?”

“None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”

Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?”

“Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.” “No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”

  The best jokes about Facebook
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

School jokes
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

 
Writing a letter
Teacher: What are you doing?
Akpos: I am writing a letter
Teacher: To who?
Akpos: To myself
Teacher: What is inside the letter?
Akpos: How am I suppseod to know, I haven’t received it yet

 
A chat on the plane
Mahama, Amissah, Nyantakyi
Mahama: I can drop GH₵100 and make someone happy

Amissah: I can drop GH₵50 and make someone happy

Nyantekyi: I can drop GH₵200 and make someone happy

Pilot: Mtcheeew…see them, I can drop you all and make Ghanaians happy 

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